question: who is mahrdh?
this next paragraph is copy right of Atria books, Anthony Bozza and the forever awesome Mr, Tommy Fucking Lee as this is from his interesting book Tommy land, which i recommend but no to those faint hearted.... (I'm not getting paid to say this FYI, i just like the paragraph)
so this is after telling us how he did this magic trick
"Oh, fuck, I wasn't supposed to tell you how we did that. Sorry. While we're at it, there is no Santa Clause, there is no magic, and there is no fucking Easter Bunny. The Tooth Fairy was your goddamed mom, storks don't deliver babies, Pop Rocks and Coke wont kill you, there is no Middle Earth, Mikey never liked Life cereal, you cant get pregnant from kissing, you wont go blind from jerking of, and when Jack and Jill tumbled down the hill, they was definitely fuckin'"
so i hope im not fucking with some copy write thing, but you should go buy the book (unless your moh or ev, you 2 have enough shit in Ur dirty minds already) but its interesting to see how Tommy writes things, he goes from like soulful romantic to well stuff ev/moh haven't even thought of yet... and things i defiantly didn't need to read.
and on to my life. well i celebrated Emily's super sweet sixteen at wonderland today. (Madison don't get mad at me) HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN EMILY!!! (sorry Harry's to far away so no birthday sex for you)
and on the topic of birthdays Emily and Maddy have decided that my next party will b a pole dancing lesson.... i dunno guys what do you think about this?
i have a strange feeling my rents wont approve....
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