so i got this from joc years ago and i saw it in my inbox
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get! (maddy durring the ring lmfao)
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. (all of you guys to me... i get confused alot..)
7. When you are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you are well-danielle is all ovr this one :)-Again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsiness. (me to madison)
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;
"because you are my friend".
HEY!
ReplyDeletemy clumsiness is not sumthing to b discussed so lightly on ur blog!!
and those damn srry bastards better watch their backs.. i just got a reno done on the basement n im lookin for any excuse to get new decorations ;)